以下是一些简短的英文搞笑句子：
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing doing nothing.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just lost in my own thoughts.
1、我只为人民币服务，谢谢。
I just for the service, thank you. 2、我喜欢的人，都在硬盘里。
I like of the person, all in the hard disk.
3、人又不聪明，还学人家秃顶！ People don't clever, also learn bald!
4、走自己的路，让别人打车去吧！ Walk yourself's road, let others take a taxi.
英文搞笑文案：
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing doing nothing.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just lost in my own thoughts.